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I love my skin!

First off, Lupita is gorgeous.

Second off, how can you not love Sesame Street? Since it started way back in 1969, it’s promoted cognitive, social, and emotional education. Who doesn’t love a show that teaches  things like numbers and letters AND diversity, patience, love? It also has touched on difficult topics like divorce and death in a way that’s easy for children to understand. Seriously, what kiddo doesn’t love Sesame Street?

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What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly? By

My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

WHAT ABOUT MENOPAUSE THOWOULD YOU JUST THANK HIM FOR HIS SERVICE AND SEND HIM ON HIS WAYTO FIND A NEW NOT-PREGNANT GIRLOR DOES HE DIE WHAT HAPPENS

(via herestothedesperatedasher)

Can we please have a story about this?

(via kageyawa)

I totally just snorted my yogurt reading this.

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mahbuddymycroft:

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dopernose:

Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess.

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Look at this poor, impractical bastard. 

The prehistoric era was God’s Deviantart stage.

Now he just hides all of his stupid-looking OCs in the ocean where no one can find them.

I can’t not reblog this

Can I just say that I’ve been on a Clean Bandit kick for the last couple of months? Come Over, Rather Be, and Extraordinary have been my favorites. 

Can we have more music with strings and piano thrown in with the electronic stuff?